Did you just put pink stuff in my ear?

Time flies when you're havin' fun.

And today has moved about as quickly as a 3-toed sloth stuck in a pool of maple syrup. It's ironic that life can kinda suck the life out of you sometimes.

But I don't type on this thing to complain. That just ain't my style.

So watch out. Here come the good stuff.

Good Stuff #1: I went yesterday to the SFA Speech & Hearing Clinic and had my ears filled with cold, pink putty. And the answer is yes, it is as much fun as it sounds. Why would I sit by idle while suffering from such injustice? Because I am getting custom molds made for my Shure SCL2s. So in a couple of weeks, I'm gonna be rockin' the molds. Watch out...uh, other people who use stuff like that. Philip is coming...(that sounded a lot better in my head).

Good Stuff #2: After the pink stuff dried and they removed the foam from somewhere in the middle of my brain, my awesome wife went and tested my hearing. After years of subjecting myself to loud music and other stuff I was a little worried. She was too.

And boy was she mad to see that I do in fact have what you might call perfect hearing.

That's right. 100%. Dead-on. 20/20.

Go back and read that again if you need too.

Good Stuff #3: "The Waiting Chronicles" by my good friend Doug. Go read and enjoy. You know you want to.

-Peace

Interview

So....it's November now.

Seriously, I know.

Are you excited about the up-and-coming holidays?

Let's just say the tree is going up TODAY.

The tree? What about turkeys and Pilgrims and cornucopias?

Just a waste of time. They slow down my Christmas decorating skills.

But doesn't that mean that it will be Christmas for like 3 months at your house?

Yes.

Do you really have that much holiday spirit?

Yes.

How does your wife feel about this?

Yes.

Did you just answer that question?

Yes.

Are you forgetting about the rule that you aren't supposed to set your tree up until after Thanksgiving?

No. I made a new rule. And stop asking questions.

Wow. You must want to have the most awesomely decorated house, ever.

Yes. Let the games begin.

-Peace